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Black Is A Stallion: Three Conversations I Had With Strangers Last Night on Omegle.com

Michael Ian Black: Turning sketchiness into hilarity.

michaelianblack:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi!

Stranger: asl

You: 39 m what’s “L?”

Stranger: petafile freak get a life

You: Wait, are you mad at me?

You: What’s “petafile?”

Stranger: your so dam old to go on this web site

You: Yeah, but I…

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